Last night, I may or may not have been dancing on my bed to my new favorite song, "Run This Town", when, out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a spider on my floor... It seriously looked like a brown reckloose ready to kill me...seriously!
I panicked, tripped over my computer cord on my bed, fell into the ceeling fan...
Take it all in...
THEN I ate the hardwood floor!
...pretty, real pretty!
...I now have a fat lip, and a Formal on Friday night!
Oh, and the spider, just a brown leaf...
FML!
This is obvious if you are a normal reader, because crazy stuff happens to me a lot, but...I have no shame! I've been dying laughing with my friends since 7am...so its okay for you to laugh too, you know you want to!!!!
OMG!!! Glad you are ok! That is so not funny and funny at the same time, lol. And it totally sounds like something I would do!!!
ReplyDeleteI do that too sometimes...the part about mistaking fuzz or a leaf for bugs and spiders!
ReplyDeleteI always mistake things for bugs!I am terrified of bugs, so any little stray string or leaf always sends me into a panic. Glad you're okay!
ReplyDeletehaha! oh no! i saw the title of your blog post on someone's blog roll and i just had to read- the SAME thing happened to me a couple of months ago- except I spied a gargantuan spider at the top of my closet, hopped onto my bed to get a closer look/scream for husband to come murder it, and was taken out by the ceiling fan.. knocked me off that bed so fast, I didn't know what hit me! happens to the best of us, girl!!
ReplyDeletehahaha ...something i would probably do too :) and of course everyone always asks what happened when you get a fat lip , bruise etc...
ReplyDelete.the part about mistaking fuzz or a leaf for bugs and spiders!
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