Last night, I may or may not have been dancing on my bed to my new favorite song, "Run This Town", when, out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a spider on my floor... It seriously looked like a brown reckloose ready to kill me...seriously!
I panicked, tripped over my computer cord on my bed, fell into the ceeling fan...
Take it all in...
THEN I ate the hardwood floor!
...pretty, real pretty!
...I now have a fat lip, and a Formal on Friday night!
Oh, and the spider, just a brown leaf...
FML!
This is obvious if you are a normal reader, because crazy stuff happens to me a lot, but...I have no shame! I've been dying laughing with my friends since 7am...so its okay for you to laugh too, you know you want to!!!!
6 comments:
OMG!!! Glad you are ok! That is so not funny and funny at the same time, lol. And it totally sounds like something I would do!!!
I do that too sometimes...the part about mistaking fuzz or a leaf for bugs and spiders!
I always mistake things for bugs!I am terrified of bugs, so any little stray string or leaf always sends me into a panic. Glad you're okay!
haha! oh no! i saw the title of your blog post on someone's blog roll and i just had to read- the SAME thing happened to me a couple of months ago- except I spied a gargantuan spider at the top of my closet, hopped onto my bed to get a closer look/scream for husband to come murder it, and was taken out by the ceiling fan.. knocked me off that bed so fast, I didn't know what hit me! happens to the best of us, girl!!
hahaha ...something i would probably do too :) and of course everyone always asks what happened when you get a fat lip , bruise etc...
.the part about mistaking fuzz or a leaf for bugs and spiders!
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