Wednesday, April 14, 2010

gLee!

Hey girls!

So, last night, I developed a very, very unhealthy addiction! Crack? NO, Alcohol? NO, Overeating...Questionable, but NO, gLee, YES!

I am so addicted to gLee! The stuff they say is so funny!

Here's my personal favorite quote...

"I no longer carry photo id with me anywhere. Know why? Because people should know who I am"
&
"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

HAHA!

My roommate and I laughed so hard at this! This morning, I woke up to find a sign on my bathroom mirror with that important question written on it! Needless to say, my day got off to an excellent start! I just about choked on my toothbrush! Thanks roomie!

Sue Sylvester Quotes!

"That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair."

"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me."

"I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one."

"I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer."

"All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties."

"I was at the local library where I read Cheerleading Today aloud to blind geriatrics, and I came across this little page-turner."

"Sue Sylvester does not go hunting; that kind of terminology implies the possibility of failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing."

"Sue Sylvester's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sue Sylvester."

"Sue Sylvester does not go hunting; that kind of terminology implies the possibility of failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing."

Emma Pillsbury Quotes!

"Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday."

"The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit."

"I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol."

Terri Schuester Quotes!

"I'm the new school nurse."
Will: "But you don't have any training."
"Please, Will, it's a public school."

"If I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work, then I'll go crazy and I'll kill you!"

Mercedes Jones Quotes!

"I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!"

"Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder."

"Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland."

Will Schuester Quotes!

"My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom."

Kurt Quotes!

"I could totally sing this song with Finn, but screw him if he think he's taking the Diana Ross part from me."

Have a great Wednesday!

5 comments:

QueenBeeSwain said...

I was at the local library where I read Cheerleading Today aloud to blind geriatrics, and I came across this little page-turner

kills me! can you imagine how much fun they must have coming up with these lines?!

tres flattered that you tagged me to ladygirl!

xoox

kHm

Southernmomoftwo said...

Cute blog, I'm a new follower! I'm a carolina girl, too!

K.S. Anthony said...

This is an excellent compilation of quotes!

Kinsey Michaels said...

hey girly, what a cute blog! it's funny, i have not yet caught on to Glee, although i've heard SO much about it, i will have to check it out some time. have a great weekend!

xo

Nishant said...

Yes This is an excellent compilation of quotes!
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