gLee!

Hey girls!

So, last night, I developed a very, very unhealthy addiction! Crack? NO, Alcohol? NO, Overeating...Questionable, but NO, gLee, YES!

I am so addicted to gLee! The stuff they say is so funny!

Here's my personal favorite quote...

"I no longer carry photo id with me anywhere. Know why? Because people should know who I am"

&

"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

HAHA!

My roommate and I laughed so hard at this! This morning, I woke up to find a sign on my bathroom mirror with that important question written on it! Needless to say, my day got off to an excellent start! I just about choked on my toothbrush! Thanks roomie!

Sue Sylvester Quotes!

"That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair."

"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me."

"I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one."

"I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer."

"All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties."

"I was at the local library where I read Cheerleading Today aloud to blind geriatrics, and I came across this little page-turner."

"Sue Sylvester does not go hunting; that kind of terminology implies the possibility of failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing."

"Sue Sylvester's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sue Sylvester."

"Sue Sylvester does not go hunting; that kind of terminology implies the possibility of failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing."

Emma Pillsbury Quotes!

"Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday."

"The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit."

"I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol."

Terri Schuester Quotes!

"I'm the new school nurse."

Will: "But you don't have any training."

"Please, Will, it's a public school."

"If I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work, then I'll go crazy and I'll kill you!"

Mercedes Jones Quotes!

"I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!"

"Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder."

"Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland."

Will Schuester Quotes!

"My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom."

Kurt Quotes!

"I could totally sing this song with Finn, but screw him if he think he's taking the Diana Ross part from me."

Have a great Wednesday!

Tagged!!

My sweet blog friend, Beaufort Belle, of The Beaufort Lookout, crowned me a socialite in the Preppy Mafia. Part of the initiation to the PM is that you have to, of course, follow the rules!

Rule #1: Click the above button and paste onto your blog/website.

Rule #2: Answer the below questions.

Rule #3: Pass onto 10 bloggers that you Love, go to their blog and let them know they've been tagged.

1. Who is your style icon?

I have a very classic, simple style. I could wear a black dress, or a Lilly every day! The only peices of jewerly I enjoy wearing are my pearls, the beautiful gold, and diamond bracelets and ring that my mother gave me when I turned 16, and 21 (they have been in the family for a long time, and I just love them!), and of course, my Meredith Onyx! I am not very trendy. Jackie O, my mother, Grace Kelly, Lilly Pulitzer, and Audrey Hepburn are all my style icons.

2. What is your favorite socialite lit book?

I add a new Etiquette Book to my collection every chance I get! I currently have 54 on the shelf that I have read and highlighted. My personal favorites are...Social Climbers by Beth Dunn, of course. Also, I love Kate Spade Manners, Style, and Occasions, The Preppy Handbook, What Would Jackie Do?, What Would Audrey Do?, The ONE Hundred, A Privilaged Life, Emily Post (any edition I can get my hands on!), G.R.I.T.S. Series, the list just goes on...

3. Favorite party theme?

Derby Party...there's nothing like a great Derby Party!

4. Go to Halloween costume?

Welfare Barbie, "Katie Cottontail"(S'cuse me, I was just trying to be Elle Woods, not a playboy bunny!), or the infamous inflatable Sumo Wrestler!

5. Extravagance you cannot live without?

My pearls, and my Meredith Onyx.

6. Living person you admire?

"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother."

She is such a graceful, strong, & absolutely beautiful person! I am so blessed to have such a wonderful mother!

7. Greatest Fear?

Losing someone I love.

8. Trait you deplore in yourself?

OMG, I cannot sing, but God knows I try...I try hard! I think a lot of people "deplore" that! HAHA!

9. Which talent would you most like to have?

I would just love to be able to help more people. I love to listen to others, but people don't really know that about me. I would love to have the talent of being able to help others in a better way!

10. Greatest achievement?

My career, and the steps I am taking to get there...I haven't actually achieved it yet!

So, now I crown: A New York Girl, Fashionable Leopard, Magnolia Belle, Life is Better In Heels, All I Want is Everything, Tres Posh Preppy, Queen Bee Swain, Rick Rack & Pom Poms, Pearls To Hide My Neck